1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? no

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? n/a

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? a bracelet from kto

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? have i ever dropped my calculator? same answer.. YES

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? define work out. does dance count? i think so. so... monday

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? books

7. LAST ( Read more... )

Sometimes is never quite enough
If you're flawless, then you'll win my love
Don't forget to win first place
Don't forget to keep that smile on your face

Be a good boy
Try a little harder
You've got to measure up
And make me prouder

How long before you screw it up
How many times do I have to tell you to hurry up
With everything I do for you
The ( Read more... )

Remarkable Obituary

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Mr. Common Sense.

Mr. Sense had been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old
he was since his birth records were long ago
lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated
such value lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain,
why the ( Read more... )

okay so im having tons of fun (NOT) with my cousins. kelley thinks she runs the house and has all the windows open. i'm freezing cold right now because she doesnt get that the only reason shes hot is because shes dancing... oy. AND my aunt is secretly smoking out the window. secretly persay... lol

k thats it

ciao

MY DAD IS HOME!

EVERYONE BE HAPPY!!!

chrIstIE: mY dAd lOvEd yOUr cArd!

lOl

<3
bEE

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my usual entry type...

Someone has said that, if Christians really understood the full extent of the power we have available through prayer, we might be speechless. In W.W.II there was an advisor to Churchill who organized a group of people who dropped what they were doing every day at a prescribed hour for one minute to collectively pray for the ( Read more... )

Your inner movie villain is Dr. Evil
You say you want to take over the world, but a hug would make you happy. Still, we admire your ambition. Why ask for a $5 raise when you can ask for $1 million? Your inner movie villain is Darth Vader
We've got to give you points for the cape, but what up with the breathing? You might want to have that ( Read more... )

The daughter of a Soldier

Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen.

Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their ( Read more... )

i found this amusing and thought id share it with y'all

Top 10 Ways to Tell if a Girl is Crushing on You

10. She puts her hand to her forehead, and faints every time you walk by.

9. She leaves lipstick kisses on your locker.

8. She bakes you a cake that says ‘I Like You’ and leaves it at your front door.

7. She agrees with every single stupid thing ( Read more... )

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides ( Read more... )