i came home from school today and i was happy. and then i realized a few things ( Read more... )

o man.. hamlet. some of my favorite passages (so far)

Polonius: " Madam, I swear I use no art at all.
That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity;
And pity 'tis 'tis true. A foolish figure!
But farewell it, for I will use no art.
Mad let us grant him then. And now remains
That we find out the cause of this effect - 
Or rather say, the cause of this ( Read more... )

oh man, ice skating def made the suffering of exams worth it. sooo much fun. i love you guys, you're AMAZING! it was crazy good (lol) spending time with you all makes me happy inside. we should most definately do that again.

i want to apologize to everyone for being so strange... and ... antisocial in an odd respect... what im saying may not ( Read more... )

so i'm incredibly sad atm. i dont know why ((no that's a lie i do know why im sad)) but things can only get better because.. EXAMS ARE ALMOST OVER... part of the problem very well may be the fact that i have to say "almost".. that just ruins the sentence. i am pleased with all the exam grades i have recieved thus far. not looking forward to chem ( Read more... )

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the ( Read more... )

so i have crazy amounts of $$ to itunes and i need to spend it on good music (aka not fergilicious.. oy) suggestions anyone? im in desparate need of cleaning out my ipod and putting music i actually like on it.. aka not stuff my sis decides to download stupid face ( Read more... )

EVERETT
Hold on there - I don't want this
pomade, I want Dapper Dan.

PROPRIETOR
I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry
Fop.

EVERETT
No! I don't want Fop! Goddamnit - I
use Dapper Dan!

PROPRIETOR
Watch your language, young fellow,
this is a public market. Now, if you
want Dapper Dan I can order it for
you, have it in a couple of weeks.

EVERETT
Well, ain't this ( Read more... )

taking an undeserved break from the dreaded english essay. i seriously despise 5 paragraph essays. they are ridiculous. honestly, are we ever going to have to write a five paragraph essay with nine examples and six quotes for anything important? NOPE. i doubt it. if youre going to prove something important you're not going to write a five paragraph ( Read more... )

oh the glory of being sick. broken foot + temperature + congested head = huge walking problem.

im so weak and sore (between standing on one foot for 3 1/2 hours and my fever) that i cant even use my crutches. i just end up crawling around my house. i am so pathetic. but i figure that its better to be bed ridden for multiple reasons at one time than ( Read more... )

okay an update on my life ( Read more... )