At my job, I have to email the employees of over 100 different parishes on a consistent basis. I practically have a scripted response to a multitude of different problems, questions, and anything else these people can throw at me. Usually I deal with the administrative assistants, and I’m familiar enough with all of them (at least on a name basis) ( Read more... )

For the record, I'm the type of person you don't want to watch most movies with, because I bawl like a baby at the drop of a hat. I'll cry during sad scenes, happy scenes, beautiful scenes, and scenes that might slightly hint at something possibly being sad. I'm used to it by now.

Also, I'm absolutely in love with Disney animated movies. It might ( Read more... )

As hard as it is to believe, I do not have enough slash in my life right now. Or more accurately, not enough of the right kind of slash. I want some McNozzo NCIS lovin'. And since I don't have minions to cater to my every whim (and really, what is up with that?), I'll just have to do it myself:


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Dear maintenance team at work:

What’s up with the booster toilet seats in the bathroom? We’re all adults here, there are no children using these potties, so why the booster seat? It’s like four inches high, man! My toes can barely touch the ground, and I can’t get comfortable enough to pee if my feet are swinging free. Fix it.

No love,
A ( Read more... )

1. Make a list of 5 things that you can see without getting up.

A massive stack of books (I need to put together my new bookcase), my DVD collection, my collection of stuffed pugs, the big pile of pillows I keep on my bed, my pile of laundry ready to be washed.

2. How do you style your hair?

Depends. If I'm going to work, I pull the top half back. If ( Read more... )

These make me want to break out my hoop:

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I wish I was tiny and coordinated enough to dance on some dude's head!

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I am loving Tumblr more and more for fandom stuff, but it bums me out that the NCIS Tumblrs are FULL of Tiva shippers. I detest that ship, but I try to keep civil thoughts. I want Tim/Tony, dammit! I see so little of our boys. Tumblr needs more:


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It had completely slipped my mind that today was Fat Tuesday, until I got to work and saw beads and decorations everywhere (I got to wear a bunch of beads all day, and didn’t even have to show my boobies for them!). It all worked out perfectly, because I had forgotten my lunch at home, and all the departments had tons of goodies out. Booya, free ( Read more... )

1.) I have an abscessed tooth that hurts like all holy hell. I've been going back and forth with my dentist over the phone, and haven't been able to get an appointment. I finally am scheduled to come in Wednesday. To keep me from going insane, she called out antibiotics for me, and a metric fuck-ton of Vicodin, since the pain in that one little ( Read more... )