Ahh..weird how small things get can on your nerves big time ( Read more... )

I can't believe SOME people - actually - MANY people.
You'd think by our age, some degree of maturity would have developed. I feel so sorry for all of you who lack it.
After all, you are the real losers in the end.

I just can't believe such pathetic people exist in this world

Real 911 Calls, believe it or  not

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What  is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what  sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on
the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm ! wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the  police?
Dispatcher: This is 911.  Do you ( Read more... )

A random survey I found on the Berkeley website ( Read more... )

THE 2 STRANGEST THINGS EVER DISCOVERED IN A SEX SHOP (BY ME AND CO.):

1) Pulsating Nipple Clamps
2) Anal Stuffer

(omG O_______O ?!???!?!?!?!)

Oh and random note on mom's stance on my taking a cab home in the wee hours of the morning:
"Well, when you get raped, I won't cry"
Wonderful, mom. That knowledge is REALLY gonna stop me

It's just the little things which bug me. Call me petty (or whatever, I honestly don't care), but first straw: His address listed first on her email forward list? Second straw: A picture of him and her on the background of her phone screen? Third straw: A vibrant collage of 'him' (and some her, of course) pictures on one of the front flaps of her ( Read more... )

So I'm writing about "The Weirdest Night at Ing - ever ( Read more... )

Argh I need to lose weight (!!!!!!!!)
-_-
ugh

I'm so so so worried. Well ok "worry" is not exactly an appropriate term. "Afraid" is more like it ( Read more... )

Ok this is random, but I've always found it rather funny (well, actually, both steph and I did when we came across it in the 'personals' section of a paper ( Read more... )