So mum tells me today that she's giving me her 2000 Volvo. Which is sweet except that I have to sell my soul just to get it to accelerate. And thats just on flat surfaces. On hills, I'm the idiot you're driving behind doing 40kms in a 100 zone just cause Bernie (Thats the car's name) doesn't feel like gunning it today. A P-plater in a Volvo. Could ( Read more... )

Once tagged by this entry, the assignment is to write a blog entry of some kind with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends and tag them; no tag backs. This explanation should be included.

1. I am addicted to magazines - Madison, Cosmo, Frankie, Ok, etc etc. I've worked out that I have spent upwards of $500 a year just on ( Read more... )

So sue me, I went to village Fair. i couldn't resist. The only reason I'm not down at the pub with everyone else is cause I got sick very soon after eating a kebab from the dodgy vendor. I waited in line for about 40 mins. It was like a mosh pit, people were squishing me from every side and I was hyperventilating. i kept contemplating leaving, but ( Read more... )

Ok... So I've been totally slack with the updating thing. But that doesn't mean that nothing's been happening... I've just been a lazy, lazy monkey. I'm still trying to patch together everything that happened at Cindy Ball - which is really just an excuse for us to get dressed up and drink ourselves to the shitter. we got ready at around 7ish and ( Read more... )

Cast your minds back to the rambling entry I made about accounting. Remember the bunnies and rainbows and all that shit? And how I burnt them and blah blah blah? Good. Because they've resurrected from the dead (I like to picture it as the melty man from Terminator 2). Now the bunny's got a fat gun and a smile on its face. So what is this? What ( Read more... )

It is so cold in bathurst that there is no need to refrigerate my water. Thats right. i enjoy ice cold water, whenever I want it just by leaving it outside my window. When you step outside,the icy wind slices through your clothes (no matter how many layers your're wearing) and any skin that isn't covered is massacred and numb by the time you do ( Read more... )

I thank God every day for Sex and the City. I really do. I wake up, jump out of bed and sing 'Thank the Lord I have six glorious seasons of Sex. that is all xx

I just bought my first pair of size eight jeans last Friday. I have not taken them off all weekend because I'm nervous that they'll stop fitting and I'll get too fat for them and it would have all been a nasty April fools hoax (on myself...). Of course thats just stupid because the more times you wear the same pair of jeans, the more they stretch ( Read more... )

Fuck motherfucker shit fuck holy fuck ( Read more... )

Well.

I just discovered this marvellous website called photobucket and now I can post pics!!!!! I know I'm about 10 years behind everyone else (and I feel like the last kid to arrive at the party and everyone else is already drunk) but its still an accomplishment for me. So here are some pics from my friend Michelle's 19th birthday party at The ( Read more... )