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[shara_fares]

Ever wonder what happens in the Hammer on a dark March weekend? No? It's probably for the best

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[janey_emm]

I thought you showed the perfect amount of chestal region. Never dial it back. I dial it back far enough for the both of us, baby.

[shara_fares]

We're so hitting that little store we talked about.

[mt_morphine]

Does that little store have anything to do with "wetlands"?

[shara_fares]

Janey? Do you want to field this one?

[kelly_jones]

I second that: never dial it back. Let them dial back if they can't handle it. Considering that you'd just defended, they're lucking you weren't making them do body shots off said chestal region.

Good work saving the bronze cowboy boots. Heart those.

[shara_fares]

Excellent idea about the body shots. Perhaps to facilitate both myself and janey_em dialing it up to the maximum as soon as possible you would provide another body from which to shoot things?

[kelly_jones]

Done!

You know, I've been thinking that I need to do a "research trip" to Ottawa...

[punchpuppy]

Dialing it back. Is that like phoning it in? It sounds like it might be the opposite. You could also substitute "crotchal arena" for "chestal area" and suddenly you're taking it to the max to a whole-new level. Or something.

Where's Spoo when you need her? Has she unfriended us or something?

[shara_fares]

Good question. Have you checked up your butt and around the corner?

[punchpuppy]

That's actually the first place I looked. And yes, the thing's on.