Ever wonder what happens in the Hammer on a dark March weekend? No? It's probably for the best ( Read more... )

It is an established fact that one cannot possible obsess and stress about one's pending defense while watching a dog plow its face into the snow. Post-plow snow-face is happy-making, too.

Hmm. I wonder what I could get for my soul on ebay? mt_morphine gave me a card with that question on it recently, and I've been pondering it ever since ( Read more... )

Dear janey_em,

We've lost that lj feelin'
We've lost that lj feelin'
We've lost that lj feelin', now it's gone, gone, gone,

Bring back that lj feelin'
Bring back that lj feelin'
Bring back that lj feelin', 'cause it's gone, gone, gone, whoa-oh-oh-oh-ohhh.

Things you should know about limos ( Read more... )

There were women dancing at the bar last night with their jeans tucked into their boots. Seriously, are they not boiling to death while struggling with foot-and-leg-based claustrophobia? I like a little air movement through my dancing pants. (Not that way, nugget ( Read more... )

I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you some breaking news ( Read more... )

Scene: campus lecture hall ( Read more... )

It seems I may need to cool it with the shopping. I'm, like, all over the internet (i.e. this lj) as a professional shopper ( Read more... )

Spoo's on her way over for some marking of my exams. Ha. I'm paying her money (even though we're both weird about it), but it's not enough. Maybe I'll pay her back in ass-whuppings on the squash court.

Seriously, I am well on my way to being that good. Well on my way.

Also, oh, my aching butt cheeks.