I heard a public service announcement tonight about Arbor Day. In the commercial this woman was trying to convince me to plant a tree on Arbor Day. She also said I'd be helping the environment. That's all fine and dandy but where in the hell does she think that tree came from ( Read more... )

My father is in the hospital. Everyone is scared. They say he's only got about 30% of his heart working ( Read more... )

I know I've written quite a bit about the names of my employees at work, but one of the funniestthings I've heard comes from my coworker formerly known as Sayid ( Read more... )

Someone please get the license number of that bus that just ran me over ( Read more... )

Just when I think people have gotten as dumb as evolution will allow, someone manages to prove me wrong ( Read more... )

To Whom It May Concern ( Read more... )

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you... or something like that according to Rakim, but here I am, back in Nashville and life is beautiful. Surreal, but beautiful ( Read more... )

Well it looks the end of an era is near; I'm leaving Atlanta for my real home of Tennessee. I arrived here December 27, 1997 thinking I'd be hear a couple years and would move on, but something happened on the way to heaven ( Read more... )

I celebrated Christmas in Nashville the past few days and had a good time. I didn't do too much drinking like I have in the past, but many people did ( Read more... )

I can't help but laugh at California. They just elected the Terminator as their governor. Shit, he can't be much worse than Gray Davis. If we does well and runs for re-election will his motto be "I'll Be Back ( Read more... )