I'm so excited and I feel so much better today than I did Sunday. I think the biggest downer I had about Frances & I going splitsville was whether or not I'd ever get to see Gypsy again ( Read more... )

Frances & broke up ( Read more... )

Sorry I haven't written much lately. I've been busy studying Spanish. I bought the Learn Spanish in your Car CDs and so far I can order a table for two, ask for a bathroom and turn left. Hopefully the next entry you rread will be in Spanish, or a derivative thereof ( Read more... )

1. Had my 'ass kicked' by Ernest "The Cat" Miller on national TV for World Championship Wrestling ( Read more... )

What a fucking day. I bought a new suit. It's about time. I haven't wasted money on something like that since I was in college ( Read more... )

Well the deer episode is almost behind me. The damage totaled $1900 and, yes, the company will cover it ( Read more... )

My hatred and contempt for Tennessee grows by leaps and bounds every day. It was bad enough when I was sprayed by a skunk. Tonight while I was on my way to the gym I hit a fucking deer ( Read more... )

Raise the fucking retirement age!

Well it looks like Mr. Whiskers will no longer be pissing in the seats of our company cars. Alas, Mr. Whiskers was terminated for failing to follow company guidelines and procedure as set forth by the managers... i.e. he pissed in the seat one too many times without telling us ( Read more... )

Have you ever met someone that absolutely grates on your last nerve; the humorless twit that takes obnoxious to a new level? Think of the most obnoxious person you have ever met and multiply it by ten. “Freddy Hyde” was that person ( Read more... )