4th wall! Video | Action for Goldenrod | JOINT POST WITH KITE.

[sharkfoodbound]

[See Squalo. Squatting on top of a building, perhaps? Because behind him is only sky. Oh, he's definitely happy right now, with that grin on his face... it's not plainly happy though. Also slightly crazy, and slightly bloodthirsty.]

Vooooooi so what the fuck is going on now, huh?!

I'm not complaining that I woke up with all my stuff returned and an

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for Squalo

[wicked_tailor]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I! [A really pissed wizard sneers with an adorable smoochum on his head]

...this can only end in tears.

[sharkfoodbound]

WHO THE FUCK IS ASKING?!

[Squalo is currently sitting on a street lamp, long legs dangling down, and mainly saying this just to be an ass.]

Yes but they'll be delicious tears

[wicked_tailor]

THE INSANELY HANDSOME GORGEOUS POWERFUL WIZARD ,DARK SCHNEIDER IS ASKING YOU FUCKING PUCK! [he snaps back.]

Delicious, manly, and incredibly good-looking tears.

[sharkfoodbound]

You're currently in Goldenrod City, which is situated in Johto.

[Perfectly calm, perfectly composed. Still really loud. Also perhaps mocking him, but only silently for now.]

[hideurbrains]

[ Hey, hey hey hey Squalo.

Do you have thinkies? :D ]

[sharkfoodbound]

[Yup, he sure does. Bu he also has a sword now.

COME AT ME BRO.]

[umbrellazapping]

[If Squalo is not too distracted looking at all the zombies, he might noticed this familiar face running through town! Levi is, for some reason, covered in Joltik, and is far from happy about it. In fact, he doesn't even seem to notice the zombies, possibly because he's punching out all the nearest ones with his futile attempts to swipe the small pokemon off of him.

Oh hey, is that Squalo up on that roof over there? IT DEFINITELY IS! Levi clambers up onto the roof.]

Hey Squalo, help me these things won't leave me alone!

[sharkfoodbound]

[Waitwaitwait Levi? Levi in Johto? Levi in Goldenrod covered in small yellow insects? Squalo sits back to laugh his ass off.]

[umbrellazapping]

[Damnit Squalo laughing is not helpful! Also why are you tiny! And why are there these weird animals all over the place! WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW LEVI DOESN'T EVEN!!!]

Hey, stop laughing! [Levi takes a swat at one attempting to crawl onto his face]

What the hell are these things?

[sharkfoodbound]

[Squalo is still laughing, but he pulls out his pokédex and points it in Levi's general direction.]

Joltik, the Attaching Pokémon. They attach themselves to large-bodied Pokémon and absorb static electricity, which they store in an electric pouch.

[Squalo just smirks.]

...use your umbrellas recently?