now i wanna be an entrepreneur.

no peace. no friends.

motherfucker, i swear it... if, on the slim chance I ever delegate you something again, if you run off with it and try to make someone else responsible for it because you are trying to fuck with me, I will cut your fucking throat, mouth breather.

can't post on facebook so i'll post it here.

I got promoted today to sr associate at my firm a year earlier than most people usually do. fuck yeah!

seriously TSA, you took my toothpaste... my toothpaste has as much potential for terrorism as corduroy pants... what am i going to do... whiten the plane to death?

that shit is stupid.

suddenly
life has new meaning to me
theres beauty up above
in things we never take notice of

you wake up

suddenly

you're in love

i love you, don't ever fucking question that
this is why we'll probably never get along

i am worried i have something wrong with my hair or some other way i'm dressed today.  everyone is smiling at me/being really nice to me.  this isn't normal.  i'll keep you guys posted

since i'm not actually happy, i'm just going to pretend that i am.  i'm sick of being worried and/or mad and i need a change.

:D :D :D

NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO STEAL MY CHARGABILITY, I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU.