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[sharonc258]

I seriously feel like balling myself on the floor, sobbing uncontrollably. Unfortunately, that wouldn't be too cool since I'm at work.

Someone please cheer me up - STAT!

Comments

[pingpongphil]

Um, ah, you're sooooo good looking!

[sharonc258]

Thanks, Phil. Although, I think I'd have a better time accepting that if I didn't have to look at your icon of you getting sloshed on a martini. Makes me think it's the alcohol's influence.

Although...those carbomb pics were amusing....

[i_am_tacky]

Would balls in your mouth make you smile? Thinking about it makes me smile. Not in my mouth, yours. Balls in your mouth! No? Sigh. I tried.

[sharonc258]

haha. you said balls.

ok, that made me feel a little better.

[i_am_tacky]

How about nuts? Nuts in your mouth? Doesn't have the same ring to it.
Balls!

[sharonc258]

[rohina1212]

Ok here goes....don't hit me.

What was the name of the Mexican guy who's car was stolen?

CARLOS!

[sharonc258]

okay, i think i'm going to have to get back at you with an awesomely bad joke of my own (and I don't care if all of you heard me say it a million times already...):

Q: What did Dr. Dre say when Fifty Cent got him a sweater for Christmas?

A: "Gee, you knit?!"

[i_am_tacky]

Hahahah stop the insanity!

[sharonc258]

aw, nuts to you!

*chokes*

[mermayde]

All this tom-foolery almost made me aspirate my gum!

Re: *chokes*

[sharonc258]

aspirate...that means breathe in right? sigh...i need to go home. now!

[pbandy34]

You guys are ALL insane..

Q: What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick?

A: Who cares, they're fat!!

[sharonc258]

You like hotdogs, right?

Here:

Q: Why didn't the hotdog want to be in the movies?
A: Because, the rolls weren't any good.

Mwahaha. I am the queen of corny.