Inside Ezekiel's head, a voice stated, "The world is fucked. The reality matrix as you know it is in decay. People need you to lead, to fix everything." And he was shown the future:


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Being Final Boss of The Internet is just a beginning.

For those who mock Anonymous, know this is our future:


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The domestic situation had begun to reach critical mass. First, Tiny got in some legal trouble"


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Shit's getting real now.

After severe nightmares, Ezekiel Fail was visited by the ghost of Melody Fail, his 2nd illegitimate daughter. Melody Fail starved to death in the terrible winter of whenever. A terrible prophecy of doom was granted upon the old man.


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I got tired of making people whose lives are wonderful. So, in the tradition of the Bundys and the Simpsons, I have made the Fails.

This may get a seperate blog, as I actually want people to look at it. Anyhow...

EZEKIEL FAIL:


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"Witness if you will a dungeon, made out of mountains, salt flats and sand that stretch to infinity. The dungeon has an inmate: James A. Corry. And this is his residence: a metal shack. An old touring car that squats in the sun and goes nowhere - for there is nowhere to go. For the record let it be known that James A. Corry is a convicted criminal ( Read more... )

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First, the obligatory Caturday images:


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Time for a moment of bleated Thanksgiving ( Read more... )

Because of recent uploads, I decided this blog needed a disclaimer. One could go with all kinds of boring bureaucratic shit. But I believe in cutting to the lower intestine of matters. So I took a line from the master.

"WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD."
-Tara Gilesbie-
I love that quote. At the same time, I ( Read more... )