It's called scoring runs, kids. It's what separates us from the apes Royals. Seriously, when my man Younger goes out and throws a sweet game like he does last night, you gotta step it up and cross the plate a couple times for him. Shit, man, even I score a run every 10 at-bats or so, so I know it's possible.

I'm looking at you, Mike Cameron ( Read more... )

Damn, dude. Bochy told the media that "we're awful right now and we know it"? He needs to chill the fuck out. It's still April last I checked, and I've still only been able to pitch the one game. I'll be back soon enough and we'll be just fine. My man thepiazzaman is gonna be bashing this year, I just know it. Me and him go waaaay back, to when I was in ( Read more... )

Hey, this is Shawn. I would get in on the action so my fans across the country and my buds around the league can keep up with me. What do you guys think of my sweet hat? When my elbow gets better and I can finally get a win for the Padres (or the Dads as I like to call them), I'll update it with a sweet in-game pic.