Hands Off!

[shayepuree]

Title: Hands Off!
Pairing: Baekhyun/Chanyeol
Rating: pg
Genre: crack
Summary: Chanyeol has this bad habit of touching EVERYTHING. Baekhyun has a solution, and that solution is duct tape.

a/n: At least half the credit for this idea goes t lizziepro. I just beat her to writing it. xD ...this is what we talk about when we hang out.

Comments

[wookiescookie]

hahahahahahhaah this was so funny omg

"...because behind all of his angel smiles, Joonmyun is actually probably Satan. Chanyeol has a theory."

one of my favourite lines hahahahahhaah thanks for the funny read!!~♥

[wookiescookie]

also, they could stay kissing forever i rly wouldnt mind

[shayepuree]

I know right? 100% agreed. xD
/going through BaekYeol pda withdrawals

[shayepuree]

Someone should really take livejournal away from me after midnight, because then stuff like this happens. ^^; Really glad you enjoyed it, though!!

Yeah, I have this theory about Suho... Since he's friends with evil maknae Kyuhyun, there's no way he's as sweet as he looks. I'm just waiting for his evil side to come out. xD

[shayepuree]

Haha! Thanks~ This is what happens when people let me write things late at night. ^^; Thanks for reading!

[lizziepro]

THIS IS BETTER THAN I IMAGINED IT/I COULD'VE WRITTEN IT.
baekyeol is clearly your writing ship like hardcore.
and of course joonmyun is satan.
kyuline.
that's all i've got to prove that one and it's all i'll need.

BUT THE ITCHY NOSE PART. I REMEMBER.
AND IT WAS GLORIOUS. ^^

imma see you today and we shall flail......
and i'll probs finish myungyeol at your place.
or maybe i'll finish it now........

WE SHALL SEE.
YOU ARE GOOD JOB. ^^ 000000000000000000

[shayepuree]

TO BE HONEST I MESSED THIS UP BECAUSE I REALIZED HALFWAY THROUGH THAT CHANYEOL'S ARMS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAPED FIRST SO HE COULD COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS ITCHY NOSE
but I forgot and then a bunch of stuff was already written and it was late at night, so I figured it'd have to work like this. xD

I love BaekYeol so much. ㅠㅠ I just really wanted to write something last night, but it just wasn't working for me -- I attempted to work on my KaiSoo and that wasn't working, so then I attempted to write a new HunHan but that wasn't working, either...so then I figured BaekYeol crack was the only solution. xD

I JUST LIKE WRITING THEM BECAUSE I CAN WRITE STUPID CRAP AND IT'S FINE BECAUSE BAEKYEOL. My cute babies... I should write them more legitimate fics, but crack is just so easy. xD

I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU LATER
ESPECIALLY IF MYUNGYEOL HAPPENS ALHGPWOEURIDSHGPUWER
THAT SHIP AND MY HEART
/EXPLOSIONS

[envybleedsgreen]

standing applause for you.

[shayepuree]

I don't know if this dumb little thing is really deserving of that, but thank you~ xD

[read0write]

lol wow...XD
silly crazy boys XD

[shayepuree]

Yeahhhh. BaekYeol being roommates just seems really dangerous to me. Mostly because I just envision stuff like this going on all the time. Mischievous kids. xD