12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control ( Read more... )

It's so nice to see topical events making their way into the LJ community. After all, our online journals should be about something more than just our thoughts, insights, and the occasional meme ( Read more... )

(via snarg)

Step One: Open your MP3 player.
Step Two: Have it select songs at random.
Step Three: List the first ten, no matter how embarrassing ( Read more... )

If Calvin grew up, what kind of snow sculptures would he make?

( A Few Hints )

All I seem to want to do the last couple of days is sleep. And when I'm not sleeping, I feel exhausted. I'm not sure if I'm just rebounding after the insomnia episode(s), and catching up on my sleep debt, or if this is symptomatic of something else ( Read more... )

I actually went to bed at a decent time last night. However, I ended up waking up at 5am -- too exhaused to wake up completely, yet too awake to fall back asleep ( Read more... )

According to Hanlon's Razor, people aren't really evil, just stupid.

::Hanlon's Razor::

People have sex to interrupt the monotony.

Upon some retrospect, I've come to the conclusion that perhaps I've caught some type of illness, and I'm not merely morose and depressed (as I previously concluded ( Read more... )

An interesting editorial on the Bush Administration toratigris was nice enough to find. Thanks go to her, for doing all the hard work...

::The New Rome::

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Jonathan Swift is the man! Not only is he a satirical genius, but he made up words! Words that are now official parts of the English language!

::BrobdingnagianNote: I'm nowhere near as excited as I sounded above. I only used the exclamation points because I wanted to give the Shift-1 key combo on my computer a workout (it gets neglected ( Read more... )