(x) Slept all night in a bed with a person of the opposite sex ( Read more... )

...a man falling for her.
...major help and fast.
...help.
...a good kiss on her legs.
...a bodyguard.
...to stop!
...to do a science fair project.
...to behave!
...to come on yo.
...2 bras.
...a raise.
...to take a few dancing lessons.
...a spanking!
...to *CALM DOWN*
...someone to write a song about her. That'll be nice.

I love this game.

A good tune can always pick me up when I'm down ( Read more... )

So I fixed the wireless shit for Dal on my computer, and now I'm having a good time procrastinating about editing my psychology lab report. Instead, I'm showing Jacalynne my lj and calling her a bitch. Oh, the exciting events of my day... mmmhmm ( Read more... )

I am totally excited for tomorrow night.
I had better see all of you fabulous people there.
Hugs will go all around.
xoxo

This friday (the 30th), you'd better be downtown wishing me a happy 19th.

Here's the deal:

ChemBEER at dal in the early evening (6ish...I think it goes until 8 or so) for those of you who dare.

We're all planning on meeting at Peddler's Pub for the evening (between 9 and 10...a bunch of us will probably be at the university to head down ( Read more... )

DUDE
If you're using Mozilla Firefox, my lj userpic speeds up his little dance when you move the mouse. That is so amazing.

In other news (ie: the national news):
"Influenza viruses now becoming resistant to the drugs used to treat them."
WOW THANKS FOR THE BREAKING STORY, DUMBSHITS.

I am totally going to be a model student this year. At least for the first few weeks ( Read more... )

Fuck you, you god-damned fucking retarded ass-monkey pieces of shit.
I have never met any one as completely dumbfuckingly shitheaded as you.
I hate you.

Ok. So my family is away for the weekend.
I just found out that [the best show on earth] Arrested Development is on for two hours straight tonight.
Gimme a call if you have ideas for things to do tonight, because I'm absolutely stumped.
That was sarcastic. Come over.