I need your advice, guys ( Read more... )

Everyone has their quirks.

I'm the girl who is critical of others so she doesn't feel so crappy about herself.

This was the most dull and boring night I've had in a long time. At least I managed to make plans for a later date.
I suck.
Oh, and only after reading the date above did I realize that it's Saturday, not Friday.
Wow.

I'm back...in case you'd noticed that I have been gone since last Friday

And I did the movie thing. I've seen 87 of those movies.

Type "paris isnt a ho" into a google search. It will give you a suggestion for your search, ie "did you mean...?". Hilarious.

sooo...course registration starts on Friday and today I am going to do some of those career tests so that I will know what to do with my life ( Read more... )

More things that comedian said:

"I don't trust my doctor. This is because at my last visit, one of us...got a finger up the ass"Screw doctors. Next time, go to the eye doctor after taking one or two...hits of acid ( Read more... )

Some comedian just did this on tv. Mum and I could not stop laughing.

"In this science journal, they say that a good indication for males that you're a homosexual is if your ring finger is substantially longer than your index finger. I say a good indication for males that you're a homosexual is if you have a cock in your mouth."

Are you free all day on Saturday, July 9 ( Read more... )

I just saw an animal's skin stripped from it while it was dangling [from its feet] alive.