"shelbie, your cat's outside"
"no jon, that would be a SKUNK"
"get in the house, get in the house!"

i was just remembering my bfflflflfllleae's 16th birthday. it sucked. i felt really bad for her. To make matters worse, my other bfflflfeaes and i baked her a cake. we had nothing to top it with.. you know, we winged it a bit. well we made chocolate chip pancakes. plopped em on top. threw a few jubejubes on and PERFECTO! summer bdays dont always ( Read more... )

i love:

lazy days
long underwear
one sock on
one sock off
dressing in drag mostly
itchy buttcheeks
ahhhh watered down cranberry juice
free boooobiieees
floppin down by my buddah belly
grape jelly
underground pimps two houses down from a right-hand turn on nostril street
blue lips
a new pair of kicks
slow reading

im a phoenix head.

learning to appreciate and love the ugliness of the longest season ever..

who would sand all the colours from the sky?
the vibrant walls that once surrounded us are now left unpainted.
this sucks.

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drown me in a bottle of whiskey.

creeping. wild. god i am such an awkward person. awkward is an awkward word. Am i even spelling awkward right? I should know. I scream in a foreign tongue. This lashing has got to end. Yesterday i took a stand. Why has it left me so low? The world is soft. This normal is feeling. What is it to feel "casual?" What is average. Above or below it. ( Read more... )

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