I just love it when I get comments on old entries. The following is a comment I received on my post from March 28, 2007 about how much I hate Heelys--the shoes with wheels in the heels that allow you to skate. A young lad named Matt had the following to say ( Read more... )

I know everyone thinks their children are cute, but I have to say that this is one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen:
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I normally don't pass on email jokes but this one just cracked my shit up. Ignore the >s.

>  Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips,  President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair  and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man  and said, "Has anyone told you ( Read more... )

My right nipple itches. At times it's pretty bad, and scratching it does help. It's been itching for the last 3 months or so, so I figure it's probably time to see a doctor.

However, here's the weird thing--the itch is inside the nipple. The outside of the nipple and the rest of my breast look exactly normal. Exactly like her sister on the left. No ( Read more... )

Okay, this was hilarious. It actually happened last night but I forgot to lj about it. So I had this mom and her two kids, probably aged 3-5 ish, and it was very late in the day. The two little kids started fighting, and I mean fighting. Like hitting each other, yelling, etc.  The mom was like, "Stop fighting right now!" They seemed pretty ( Read more... )

So the other day at work I was at the registers and I had a little girl, probably about 6 years old, who had an outfit that was $10 and had two 5's in her hand. With tax, a $10 outfit comes to $10.78 and I suspected that she wasn't hiding some change or another dollar somewhere. We do get a lot of guests from Oregon who aren't used to paying sales ( Read more... )

Well I had to buy myself an early Christmas present. Last year I got a DVD set of "Christmas Classics" which included the originals Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, Santa Claus is Comin' To Town, The Little Drummer Boy, and the completely retarded Frosty Returns. It's awesome (except for Frosty Returns). I remembered loving The ( Read more... )

Parents hire a male stripper for their daughter's 18th birthday party (which includes at least one under-18 guest) and the show involves not only full nudity, but a party guest rubbing oil on his penis.

That's not funny. That's fucked. up.

So this evening around 6 there's a knock on the door and Kevin's off at Boy Scouts so I first waited a bit (sometimes they go away). Well she knocked again, so I took off Digory's bark collar* and let him fulfill his beagle destiny (Scout was already barking her head off). I like to let the dogs bark when I'm alone because I want people to know ( Read more... )

Kevin says the lastest report from Green Valley Lake is that a lot of the houses in the central area survived. Ours is located in that area. Plus a report from the church down the block is that the church is okay, which means that it would be very, very weird for our house to have gone down.

Phew.

My heart goes out to everyone who lost everything