OOC: Sheldon has withdrawn from Fandom High as of October 17. He will be around for interaction in town, if anyone is interested.

*misanthropy on* Charming. I live with the President of Student Council. Which might be useful... if they actually had useful power. Congrats and all that, you all won the popularity contest. I didn't vote.

((OOC: There has to be one in *every* school, ya know. :D))

OOC: Sorry about the disappearing act. Sheldon is not gone. Just quiet while preparing for a new plot arc.

*faint scratching can be heard from the doorway off the kitchen, the one leading down to the basement*

What... the FUCK? Where is Wash?

Guess this means I have to put another notice out for one more roomate. I wonder if Rogue would be interested?

I am going to *fucking kill* Jayne for keeping me up.

Stupid mother-humping baboon's ballsack. *grumbles*

Now what's this about a brothel? I wonder if I can find my own way there? I'm going to try, anyway.

I hate this school. I hate this apartment. I hate my teachers. I hate my dad.

Fuckfuckfuck you all.

PS: Jayne and Wash, help Mango move in tomorrow morning.

My project for today is to fill up our last two bedrooms with interesting students. Already made an offer to an interesting sounding mook named Mango.

We'll see.

Jayne went to his bunk alone, which probably indicates the party was a monumental failure ( Read more... )

So here I am at this school thing. Made one friend so far, Jayne a.k.a. the man-ape gone wrong thing. Suits him pretty well, really. He's willing to share his offcampus pad with myself and some mook named Wash. Also agreed to be my eyes at school. Make sure I don't walk into walls or low-hanging ledges.... or hit on ugly chicks ( Read more... )