This might seem akward to tell you, but it is damn funny: when i was 13 I was masturbating and tried opening the window with one hand, the top part of the window came down and trapped my hand in between the two parts. On top of this, I had locked all the doors to the outside of the house because I wanted to masturbate before anyone came back inside (my mom and sister went to the backyard to do gardening). Also, i did not want anyone to find out that I was masturbating to the naked lady pictures in my mom's medical books. My mom ended up having to kick the front door down, literally, breaking part of it off of its hinges, then kick through my bedroom door which was also locked... and find me naked with a hardon and a medical book, with my arm stuck in the window. To add salt to the wound, she preceded in pulling my free hand away, which was trying to lift up the top half of the window off my hand and said "what the fuck are you doing joking around like that?" and I screamed in pain "my other hand god dammit my other hand"
ok mr i don't do this right. . .haha way to read directions.shell_of_jennOctober 5 2005, 03:32:15 UTC
1.) something random. . ummmmmmmm if someone smells like you in public i always look around thinking you're there for some reason. . .i dunno why.
2.) that choloroform perfume song from autumn to ashes reminds me of you. .and the notebook cuz i passed out with u while watching it. damn it.
3.) sparkling orange cuz it would crackle and be tasty. i dunno that's a lame one.
4.) as MUCH as i dont' wnat to bring this up its the only thing i can think of. . .cricket. . although maybe moo moo is a more neutral one
5.) ummmm probably recently when we hung out for the first time at ur place in naugatuck. . .cuz we just chilled and drank and watched movies and like fucked around and it was nice : )
6.) ummm rats? cuz i remember the bitches 'autumn' and 'ashes' that used to fight and hang from the top of their cage.
7.) hmmmmm. . .i've always wondered. . .what your first best friend ever's name was. .cuz ummm thats a question i always ask people when i first start talking to them and i never asked u. . yep. : )
1.) hmmmmm ummmm sloppy joes sloppy sloppy joes. . haha I MISS JULIE AND SOUTHERN.
2.) MISFITS. . ummm duh and the faint. .what else could make me think of dear julie b?!
3.) ummmmm hmmmmm black cherry or rasberry. . .probably rasberry. .cuz thats just julie. .come on.
4.) ummmmm hmmmm. . ..asian men don't make sound when they pee. . .HA.
5.) this one is not hard at all. . .that time we each drank a pint of rum. .and then passed out on my floor at southern singing weezer really loud. .and my RA walked in and was like SHUT OFF THE FAN. .goes and does it herself. . .TURN DOWN THE MUSIC. . goes and turns it down herself. . .and BE QUIET. .then walks out. . .never a word more was said. .haha what could be better. . .all julie memories are good.
6.) ummm duh cats. ha. long live fritz and R.I.P. basil . .awwww.
7.) hmmmmm what is there to wonder about julie. . .ummmm. . .why she is so damn cool??? ha.
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2.) that choloroform perfume song from autumn to ashes reminds me of you. .and the notebook cuz i passed out with u while watching it. damn it.
3.) sparkling orange cuz it would crackle and be tasty. i dunno that's a lame one.
4.) as MUCH as i dont' wnat to bring this up its the only thing i can think of. . .cricket. . although maybe moo moo is a more neutral one
5.) ummmm probably recently when we hung out for the first time at ur place in naugatuck. . .cuz we just chilled and drank and watched movies and like fucked around and it was nice : )
6.) ummm rats? cuz i remember the bitches 'autumn' and 'ashes' that used to fight and hang from the top of their cage.
7.) hmmmmm. . .i've always wondered. . .what your first best friend ever's name was. .cuz ummm thats a question i always ask people when i first start talking to them and i never asked u. . yep. : )
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2.) MISFITS. . ummm duh and the faint. .what else could make me think of dear julie b?!
3.) ummmmm hmmmmm black cherry or rasberry. . .probably rasberry. .cuz thats just julie. .come on.
4.) ummmmm hmmmm. . ..asian men don't make sound when they pee. . .HA.
5.) this one is not hard at all. . .that time we each drank a pint of rum. .and then passed out on my floor at southern singing weezer really loud. .and my RA walked in and was like SHUT OFF THE FAN. .goes and does it herself. . .TURN DOWN THE MUSIC. . goes and turns it down herself. . .and BE QUIET. .then walks out. . .never a word more was said. .haha what could be better. . .all julie memories are good.
6.) ummm duh cats. ha. long live fritz and R.I.P. basil . .awwww.
7.) hmmmmm what is there to wonder about julie. . .ummmm. . .why she is so damn cool??? ha.
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