THE NEWS IS:
YOU GUYS...I got asked for an interview for bachelor of oral health!
TIME FOR SHELLZ TO FIX YOUR TEETH GUYS!

GREAT OH FUCKING GREAT.

Guess who looks like a blonde?... Okay not so much entirely blonde but for all those homies who remember the state of my hair when it got dyed and higlighted... Now lighten it like 10 times... HAIRDO GONE WRONG!

AND you have my head...which now sits under a brown paper bag.

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OMG HSC

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So I was watching channel 10 last night round about 7:30. Some "who wants to be a princess" show. Anyways... There was this one girl on it who's from a lebanese background. One of the tasks was that they were asked a couple of questions and had to answer...obviously. Here's how her interview went:

"So what do you think about love?"

"Well I've never ( Read more... )

... her baby Shellzy got even more ill than she was in the morning...

BRING ON THE DRY FOODS BITCH!

LOOK MAN! Would everyone just stop counting down the days towards the HSC? I mean we have "PLENTY" of time left to study and what not..... I mean who am I kidding? Shitfuckcrapsdamnhellshizenohheck (insert more profanities here).

This afternoon's game made me feel mad sad bad in such a non-rad way. Fancy being beaten by imbreds from queensland. O'Donnell even gave my baby number 7 stitches in the head... is the eels losing some sick joke? I mean cummon guys seriously.

I LOVE HAVING DRUNK BITCHES IN THE BACK OF MY CAR ON A HOT DAY DRIVING THEM HOME

You guys....I seriously am dishevelled...Today I ran into a bird. A DUMB BIRD! MORE LIKE IT FLEW INTO MY CAR! Nam got a nice foto of it. It's kinda sad and wrong but funny in the same way...that is only if you have a hatred of brids like i do, most domestic bird excluding peacocks and ducks...although I'm not even sure they can be classified as ( Read more... )

If we were all seventeen and eighteen year olds in the 80s......We'd be so god damn rockin