JULIUS: Hey Clancy... the phone's for you!

CLANCY: Really? Phone for me?

JULIUS: Yeah!

CLANCY: Who is it?

JULIUS: It's Joe.

CLANCY: (thinks for a while...) Joe who?

JULIUS: JOE MAMA! (starts laughing hysterically)

CLANCY: ( feeling bummed) That wasn't funny Julius.

Today I spent the whole day in the city from 1 til now... and gosh I love city life. For some reason its the place I always have fun in and I can't wait to move out and live there once I've finished school. There's so much to do. I say never a dull moment... unless you get hassled by a random drunk dero. But besides that the city is so LIVELY.

Oh ( Read more... )

All in the frame of last nights party...

#1 I fell down the escalators and badly grazed my knee and foot and chipped my toe. But this was because I decided to go up the escalators that were going down.

#2 I got cake icing thrown SMACK BANG to my eyeball and it did not syop watering for ages and ages... It was no ordinary cake icing either. It was ( Read more... )

I was woken up today by the stupid groaning and humming of  my across the road neighbour FUCKING VACCUM CLEANING his damn ute at 7 O' CLOCK on a SUNDAY MORNING! How very annoying! Can't anyone get any sleep ins anymore? Its a sunday moring for goodness sake. Take a fucking brake mister. Everyone is sleeping you fool!

I GOT A BADGE MAKER TODAY!

It is so AWSOMELY COOL! I've been sitting around with my new fangle contraption and I have managed to make 12 whole badges! 12! They will be joining my other collection of badges on my school bag. They might not be perfectly round but its close. My sister calls them "infinity-a-gons". Well I say a badge is a badge and ( Read more... )

I have two hours to kill. *twiddles thumbs and whistles ( Read more... )

J'adore Dior

Well what a drunken nite to be had by all. It's good to see that even during all the bad stuff my family still knows how to have a good time. I feel as though I am going to chunder soon. My parental units are both dileriously happy... So too are my relatives. But then soon they'll be so off their faces that they'll be crying over nothing. I can ( Read more... )

Went to see MEAN GIRLS yesterday... Meh... It could have been worse. But on the "up the anti... Hot guy working at GENERAL PANTS burwood asked me to dance. Unusual way to pull cutomers but i was sucked in.

I think... my neighbour is trying to crack onto me again! Holy fuck. When will the dumb ass get the fucking hint! NO I DONT WANT TO GET WITH YOU YOU MORONIC MOLE. BUT YES I'LL BE YOUR FRIENDLY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR! That is all. Its been a very long time since he's messaged or talked to me and out of the blue last nite hes decides to get friendly. I ( Read more... )