My name is Blake Shelton, y'all. I'm must_be_pop 's Most Hated Man.

• I don't put up with bullshit!
• I do have a wife (Miranda Lambert) and multiple girlfriends (Kelly Clarkson, Marie Osmond, Laura Bell Bundy, Hillary Scott, Kaynette Shelton, Faith Hill (she denies it!)!
• I am an alcoholic
• I love my crack pipe
• I'm a good ole boy from Oklahoma

CURRENT LOCATION:  Milburn/Tishomingo, Oklahoma

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miss me yet?! i've now moved my ass over to sheltonbt! yeah, i ain't went anywhere. psst, i see y'all got paranoid... as you should be bwahahaha

oh hello y'all! i have missed you. i wouldn't have even bothered but our dearest valo commented on old entries wanting me to lock them up. now why in the world would i just say, "SURE!" what a dipshit. anyways, it's my twins' first christmas coming up! merry christmas everyone!

apparently i am still getting messages and comments about mods.... i see the mods have stepped up their game a little. i laugh in their face over it because i am back as someone else...possibly. oh how the world of MBP goes around.... stay tuned.

Did you actually think I left y'all? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't get so lucky! I'm running on Blakearitas with 2 hours of sleep in 48 hours. Who wants to fucking play today?! I already had to kick some ass yesterday, so why not do it today?!

"I've been watching what you are writing in your journal about the mods. Why aren't you targeting the other ones? The actor behind Pat Sharp is pretty crazy too. She claims to be good friends with him in "real life", yet writes all kinds of dirty slashy stuff about him. If one of my good friends did that to me, I'm not sure I'd consider them a ( Read more... )

hello children! Uncle Blake is back. God, last night was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! i'm clearly awesome because i won my award. miranda did a good job taking home three awards herself. we went out and had one hell of a party last night!!! i feel like a damn truck has ran over me like that free cat that i posted on twitter ( Read more... )

Now, now children.... gather around Uncle Blake. I've got an announcement to make....

I'm going to not post anything today because.... I have a few issues [here] that are more important than busting the mods chops, BUT I will make it up to you tomorrow evening.......

Be good while I'm away, okay?! I love you children.....

Uncle Blake.

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let's see what else we have here..... OH MORE ABOUT MARTY.......

BTW, HELLO TO MARTY'S HANDLER THAT LIVES IN TAMBA BAY, FLORIDA!!! HOW IS THE SUNSHINE STATE, BUDDY?!! NOW I KNOW WHY YOU ARE AS IGNORANT AS YOU ARE.... YOUR STATE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING COUNT... AT LEAST MINE DOES!! (this is not directed to the rest of my florida people!!!)

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