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I am Captain Planet!
Dude, I just blasted the Captain Planet Theme song in the office. I'm amazing. -
NEW TEGAN AND SARA ALBUM!!!!!!
I might burst into happiness. I said that a few minutes ago and Mandy asked what it would smell like. And I said it will smell like everyone;s favorite smell in the world ( Read more... ) -
Anniversary
Anniversary came and went. No presents. I didn't have time to make mine and I wasn't expecting one from Kate. 1. She doesn't have time. 2. She usually starts them and doesn't finish them. 3. Broke. 4. She probably didn't know what to do. 5. She's always tired cause she stays up LATE ( Read more... ) -
Quotes
Mandy: Rikki, get me a barn!
Me: A barn?
Mandy: A barn.
Me: Are you going to hit someone with it?
Mandy: No, I'm gonna put aminals in it!
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I went to a party.
Aja was in town and invited me to a party she was having as an end of the summer/belated birthday thing. It was so good to see her. Oddly enough she is into hooping and wants to learn burlesque. The more I think about it the more she's like Kate. I got to catch up a little bit and meet some new people ( Read more... ) -
What the hell?!
1st Annual Small Penis Contest
by Babar007
Well that's just... why haven't they taken advantage of spam mail? Sadly I found this on Iron pony's news feed. One of our facebook friends had put it up. -
My Name is Rikki...
And I am a codependent. I'm going to get better. Thanks for telling me about the book Emma. -
Mr. Chuck!
Oh no! Mr. Chuck!
Mr. Chuck vs Chuck Norris (special guest star Chuck Noris's chest hair!!!!)
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Asshole protection
Mandy: Why is the women's helmet more expensive than the men's?
Me: Because people like to take advantage of women. Women are slave to fashion. [pause] If I'm gonna pay more for a hlemet than a dude it better have some kind of special asshole protection built in.
I have a car. 'Tis a stick shift like i wanted. It's rather zippy too.
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And I quote...
Me: I want to invent the car engine that runs off of republican [politician] corruption.
Mandy: Ha!
Me: Can you imagine how many miles per gallon you'd get?
Mandy: Like a million.
Me: Try infinity!
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