Voice 051

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage's voice sounds bored and mehcanical, like he's reading off a script--which he is! The paper crinkles.]

Captain Redd wishes me to make it be known that on this glorious day of orni... ... is this even a word? Fuck it. --bird-lovin' anthropo...fofa... This is Zeshat-damned bullshit.

[He crumples up the paper, now that he's done mispronouncing

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

What sort of fuel is... that?

[shenghuanzhe]

Ponk? It's fuckin' ponk, man.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... That explains nothing.

[shenghuanzhe]

Uh-huh. It's meat. Ask Remy or any other passenger who's had ponk if you don't wanna take a crewmember's word for it.

[aswanbyday]

I cannot say I've ever heard of...ponk.

[shenghuanzhe]

Don't you worry, girlie, once you taste ponk you ain't gonna forget it.

[aswanbyday]

It sounds nice. I'd like to try some.

[shenghuanzhe]

Hopefully you will, sonner or later. Ponk is great meat.

[dormant_beast]

...Ponk?

[shenghuanzhe]

Naam, ponk.

[dormant_beast]

It is...not something I have ever heard of.

[shenghuanzhe]

Try it once, you won't ever forget it, girlie.

[oblique_wisdom]

......
Did you just imply that Captain Redd punishes the entirety for the actions not performed by the entirety?

[shenghuanzhe]

Nah, girlie, he punished everyone for actions'a the rest all th'time.

[oblique_wisdom]

...Oh. I guess that is true.

[She pauses. It's not like she hasn't seen it.]

How are you doing, Kage?

[shenghuanzhe]

...

[He just grunts. He hasn't been doing that well, but he's not the type to say it.]

[ttlynotawizard]

He got more ponk?

[shenghuanzhe]

Stop your grinnin' and drop you linen, Remy, he got a shitload of ponk.

[ttlynotawizard]

I still never learned what exactly it came from.

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage stares blankly at the wall and blinks.]

... what y'mean? It's ponk. Ponk comes from ponk.