Comments | shenghuanzhe: Voice 054

shenghuanzhe

Voice 054

Feb 19, 2010 01:32

Zeshat in a fuckin' tidepool, I leave the comms alone for a few fuckin' days and look what happens. Awright, first things fuckin' last: My name is Kage. I am the First Mate aboard my Captain's vessel, the MS Elegante. While we are underway your weapons are safely in custody and will be returned t'you upon our arrival at the Golden Shore--which is ( Read more... )

an officer and a gentleman, killing's my business; business is good, i love my balisong, i got to shoot things, the captain is a great man

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lastofvaldemar February 19 2010, 21:15:45 UTC

Crueler edicts have been levied, but perhaps not more arbitrary.

shenghuanzhe February 20 2010, 04:50:41 UTC

[That's a lotta fancy words, man.]

... yeah.

jewelofthesands February 19 2010, 23:20:49 UTC

You sound a little strained, Kage.

shenghuanzhe February 20 2010, 04:51:05 UTC

Nah, I'm doin' awright. How about you, girlie?

jewelofthesands February 20 2010, 04:55:47 UTC

I'm bored out of my mind. At least in Hyrule there were things to steal, water to find, men to kidnap. But throw a single punch here and the Captain'll turn your head into a Deku nut.

shenghuanzhe February 20 2010, 04:56:52 UTC

There's plenty t'do. We got a library if you're into books, arcade, racing, all that kinda shit.

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phasebitchin February 20 2010, 00:42:10 UTC

One question, sweetie.

Do you think that finger-wagging and stupid embarrassments are going to keep the ponies who REALLY want anarchy under control, or does Redd wiggle his finger in your asshole and have you grunt this out anyway as routine? Variants or no variants.

[Oh gee, what a coincidence. Lilith is already strolling down toward the buffet to get herself a bite, possibly a leg to chew on. Even if she did know crew is there, there is gonna be snowfall in hell before her mind changes.]

If someone is dead-set on being violent, not you or the Captain are gonna stop 'em.

shenghuanzhe February 20 2010, 04:53:10 UTC

Sure thing, sunshine.

[Kage listens to her speak. He laughs, amused at her clever imagery.]

I didn't think y'put that much effort into listenin' to me speak, cowgirl, seems like something's getting through into your skull after all.

[Kage shrugs.]

Violence tends t'settle down. First few weeks aboard, stone-cold salted killers harder than you made an awful racket, now they're nice and quiet. Just takes time.

phasebitchin February 20 2010, 05:32:36 UTC

[Lilith would insist that she can be far more clever when the need rises. What can she say? The good Captain and his crew bring out her perversion. She has plans for all of them and absolutely no means to bring them to fruition.

So what she does now is just amp up the prissy bitch.]

Trust me, there is a huuuuge diff between listening and buying into your crap.

[Nose thrusting up. Lips pursing, creepy alien raccoon eyes narrowing. Click clack click clack.]

I'm also wondering for how long these "hard killers" stay quiet, cowboy, because something has got to give. Always.

shenghuanzhe February 20 2010, 05:46:08 UTC

Uh-huh.

[And Kage sounds like he's so totally invested in you buying what he's saying.

He can hear her distinctive footsteps on the comm and coming down the hall. Kage flips a sheet, keeps working as he smokes.]

Anythin'' they give, we can take and give back, ten times over.

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prime_huntress February 22 2010, 04:38:33 UTC

Telling some of these rabble to be good might sound like a challenge.

[She snickered into her com.]

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[Samus had spoken into her com just as she walked into the buffet. This was her regular eating place. She did not trust the bears, and wasn't sociable enough to go to Sergei's. She still had her athletic-wear on, but was wearing a lose t-shirt and sweat pants on over it; she decided to stop inviting ogling after meeting Kevas.]