A copy of my letter to Sprint. NEVER EVER EVER EVER GET SPRINT ( Read more... )

I'm not gonna date anymore. I'm just gonna have a long-distance marriage with Russell Howard.

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I never understood what you were going through. Now I do. Oh, boy do I.

I haven't been posting much about my shows. (I haven't been using livejournal very much at all lately, actually) So let me take some time now to tell you about my Legend of Korra feels (CUZ I HAVE SOME FEELS, MAN) I didn't really care one way or the other about the ships in ( Read more... )

The last THREE episodes of Russell Howard's Good News have been compilation shows and I just know the finale next week is going to be one too. What gives, Russell? Are you ill? Does it have something to do with the Olympics?

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You: You guys charge me every month for a network that doesn't work. There are a select few places in town where I can make a call without it being dropped. Even then there's a lot of "Can you hear me now?". You sent me a signal ( Read more... )

Distress Signal got another 5 star review on Amazon (it has yet to get one less than 5 stars). Also, the paperback as well as the Kindle are now BOTH available on the main Amazon page.

BUY IT HERE

"If in 100 years I am only known as the man who invented Sherlock Holmes then I will have considered my life a failure." - ACD ( Read more... )

My boss finally let me go today. Can't say I didn't see it coming. His form of motivation was letting everyone know that they could be fired at any second every day. You know that scene in the second episode of the IT Crowd where Denim is holing the balloon that says "Jen's peace of mind" on it and is going "Are you stressed now?! What about now ( Read more... )

Another 5 star review on Amazon. Karakalou writes:
I LOVE THIS BOOK!
I bought this book on Friday and finished mid-day Saturday... The book is written so visually, it was like a memory of my own somehow. The fine line between reality and magic was deftly walked by an expert craftsman. I feel like I've just walked out of an epic film! My heart was ( Read more... )