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Prompting: Part XI

Feb 08, 2011 21:10

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Awsomness is all around... anonymous February 11 2011, 11:15:41 UTC

I just had a strangest day of my life, Anons ( ... )

Re: Awsomness is all around... milwaukeemeg February 11 2011, 12:28:26 UTC

As a Polish I must say... She's right, we don't like Russians very much, and the Russians don't like us (I'm taking nation-wide). It might have something to do with the fact that Poland was the only country EVER to conquer Moscow and stay there for quite a some time (TAKE THAT, NAPOLEON!)... In turn several centuries later Russians (with Prussia and Austro-Hungarian Monarchy) removed Poland from the map. Independence of Poland was restored after 123 years in 1918. But then, in 1920 - 1921 we fought with bolshewics, and won (2:1 for Poland). To even out the score ZSRR accepted deal with its sworn enemy, III Reich, and in 1939... removed Poland from the map again . It wouldn't be so bad, if in Yalta it wasn't decided that Poland should belong with ZSRR, what really meant almost total depenace on our ZSRR ... friends. And then in 1989 we 'destroyed comunism', just out of spite, of course. :P And ... "Poland - first to fight!", pans included! :P
Sorry. I'm just a history freak.

I mean... Seconded. Seconded sooo hard!

Re: Awsomness is all around... 2jamie February 11 2011, 15:00:23 UTC

Please, don't forget what happens now as well. Or maybe it'd be better if we did. It's embarrassing as it is...

I mean, of course, thirded! :)

Re: Awsomness is all around... milwaukeemeg February 11 2011, 16:45:19 UTC

I'm deleting from my hard drive the whole Smoleńsk Affair. It's just... Heh, those theories about Russians withholding evidence are just an inch from the pictures with "In 1940 Stalin orders NKWD to plant trees in Smoleńsk. In 2009... The plan came together!".

Gosh, I'm talking about RUSSIA-POLAND AFFAIRS on the kinkmeme. That is really PERVERTED. o.O

:P

Re: Awsomness is all around... 2jamie February 11 2011, 16:47:40 UTC

Oh, that's the best theory I've heard so far! :)

Yeah, it's not one of the things you usually discuss on the kinkmeme, is it? ;)

Re: Awsomness is all around... milwaukeemeg February 11 2011, 17:53:21 UTC

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Re: Awsomness is all around... 2jamie February 11 2011, 17:53:55 UTC

That last part... Oh, God... I can't stop laughing :D Oh, dear, that would be epic. And here I thought the best that could happen would be Jimmy Carr presenting all the news about this affair :)

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND milwaukeemeg February 11 2011, 19:38:21 UTC

Sherlock & John in Poland... Auch ( ... )

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND 2jamie February 11 2011, 19:46:17 UTC

Oh, this just made my evening! This is awesome. True, but awesome :) You know what's the only thing that's missing? Waiting for a train. Preferably in some small town. :)

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND milwaukeemeg February 11 2011, 19:56:13 UTC

Hmmm...
'We're going by ... TRAIN, Mr Watson, Mr Holmes'
'Good, after that crazy cabbie I will never get into a car again. What is 'curva' anyway?'
'Er, that's polish ... euphemism. Yes, let's call it like that'
'oh. When the train should arrive?'
'It's scheduled ... 10 minutes from now.'
'Oh, good! At least we won't wait long in this boring, BORING small city!'
'Er...'
4 HOURS LATER
'I think I know why you Poles use 'curva' so much...'
'I CAN'T TAKE IT, JOHN, THE BOREDOM! THE BOREDOM! THERE ARE NO WALLS TO SHOOT!'

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND 2jamie February 11 2011, 19:58:53 UTC

Okay, this is brilliant, you officially just made my day :) Euphemism? That's... certainly one way of explaining it :)

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND milwaukeemeg February 11 2011, 20:05:09 UTC

It's kinda hard to explain why are we saying 'prostitute' every other word. Because that's basicly what 70% of polish population are doing.

"Prostitute! What prostitute is this prostitute doing, prostitute! Have you prostitute seen this prostituting prostitute!" It just takes the meaning out of it, if you know what I mean. :D

Thanks for support! :P

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND 2jamie February 11 2011, 20:08:46 UTC

You're most welcome :)

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND myszata February 13 2011, 15:49:12 UTC

Prostitute?
I'd say 'kurwa' means 'whore'. Or even 'bitchy bag of whoredom' XD

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND milwaukeemeg February 13 2011, 20:03:51 UTC

Weeeell, it does. But 'prostitute' is nicer word, I think, and I wanted to keep it as nice, as possible :P But of course you're right!

And the closest translation (of the function) would be 'fuck'. And the word 'fuck' is understandable as it is a VERB. But using a noun as verb, noun, adjective, coma, dot, dash, slash and the whole set... It's linguisticly (is that a word?) wierd. REALLY wierd. At least for me, and my friends from Australia, Germany and USA...

Re: Awsomness is all around... Sherlock investigates in POLAND narcoleptic_ll February 13 2011, 00:39:43 UTC

'Oh, I see (car hits a hole) now.'
'Naw, (car hits a hole)that is(car hits a hole) normal road (car hits a hole), we will (car hits a hole) be on (car hits a hole) damaged (car hits a hole) road in a minute.'
'WHAT?'

I died laughing with this one!

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