Comments | shes_a_wee_lass: New year, same old bastard you.

shes_a_wee_lass

New year, same old bastard you.

Jan 06, 2009 09:23

Somewhat new year's resolutionish but not really because I probably will forget all about them by March.

1. Chill the fuck out.

2. Stop wondering what my cat is doing when I'm not home.

3. Don't fail fake college.

4. Eat more bacon.

5. Hang out with Angie more often ( Read more... )

Comments 14

bertine January 6 2009, 16:09:49 UTC

Go one day without making a dick joke at work. Same goes for ball jokes.

Is this the same day?

shes_a_wee_lass January 6 2009, 17:20:03 UTC

Yes. I doubt it can be done.

bertine January 6 2009, 17:21:21 UTC

I think you should aim for one whole day without dick jokes and then another whole day with out ball jokes. Baby steps...

shes_a_wee_lass January 6 2009, 18:02:13 UTC

Maybe you're right. A day without dick and ball jokes seems pretty unbearable.

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shes_a_wee_lass January 6 2009, 17:21:30 UTC

Why thank you. What are your resolutions? I bet you'll try number seven.

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shes_a_wee_lass January 6 2009, 17:20:20 UTC

They go without saying!

433 January 6 2009, 17:59:03 UTC

I think a resolution for you could be to use this usericon more often, as it is awesome.

shes_a_wee_lass January 6 2009, 18:03:47 UTC

It is pretty rad. Soon that will be me! This icon isn't bad either.

melody_rossiter January 6 2009, 17:04:42 UTC

Balls.

shes_a_wee_lass January 6 2009, 17:22:25 UTC

Dickhole! Nutsack! Fuck me in the butt! God it's like I have tourettes.

melody_rossiter January 6 2009, 18:06:55 UTC

Call the doctor if you notice any ticks, or feel the need to punish yourself with a spoon after stepping too far to the right.

inclementine January 6 2009, 17:04:53 UTC

Fabulous. I will attempt to imitate.

shes_a_wee_lass January 6 2009, 18:52:18 UTC

Yours should include

4. Quit offering nude pictures of Jacquie to strangers.

inclementine January 6 2009, 19:13:42 UTC

You can't change me.