I've told my cat "I love you" more than I've said it to all humans combined. 

I've been vegan for over a year now, and I've been craving wild rice soup. The creamy shit that normally has delicious chicken bits in it. But fuck if dairy isn't in goddamn everything. So I made the shit myself. Seitan, despeite the awesome name, makes me feel like shit, so I tend to not use any "meat substitutes" in recipes like this ( Read more... )

Well, I'm off to the surgeon. And now I have that Weird Al song in my head ( Read more... )

I'm sort of pissed off about the sudden importance of the genderqueer movement, mainly because it focuses only on how a person looks. It's almost the fetishizing of androgyny. Or maybe it's just hipsters gone awry ( Read more... )

It's been three years since my grandma died.

I'm grateful for all she taught me, and for how much she loved me.

Call the person you love the most and tell them you love them.

 Good news, everyone ( Read more... )

Dear Local People,

I'm moving, and I have a lot of stuff I don't want.

I don't have time to post pictures of stuff, but everything's free, you just have to pick it up.

Here's some stuff. I'll sure there will be another post later, but here's some stuff so far.

• a gigantic hinged zig-zag black photo frame which holds twelve 8x12s...  it sits on the ( Read more... )

When you work overnights, Christmas seems to last about a week. It feels like all your days last twice as long. Everyone's either drunk, in the ditch, drunk and in the ditch, or having a coronary ( Read more... )

I think I'm drunk/apathetic enough to clean out one of my storage units. I have 42 B-52s songs, more beer and I have applied lip glass.

Past, here I come!

Goddamn. The last time They Might Be Giants came to town I was going to attend, but my cousin moved her wedding up a week at the last minute. I had already agreed to take all the photos, so I had to forgo the concert ( Read more... )