i'll be your whatever you want, the bong in this reggae songgg

[sheslikemercury]

XPANDORA23 [4:06 P.M.]: ok im going now, have fun showering i'll be thinking of you
XPANDORA23 [4:06 P.M.]: *nugde nudge*

kristin as of lately

Comments

[imabigkydnow]

did you call me the other night?

just tell him that yall live two totally different lives and that you aren't ready for yours to change yet. You are living out your 20's which is what most people should be doing.

[sheslikemercury]

yah, i called because i had this really sudden urge to tell you i love you. it was like all of a sudden i had like something telling me "call amy, tell her you love her." so i did.

i can tell him, i'm living out my 20's you'll understand when you're actually IN yours. hahaha

[imabigkydnow]

i called you back and left a message..
but i was trippin so i don't have a clue what i said.

omg how old is he?!

[sheslikemercury]

19

ehehehe!

hm, i wonder why i felt like i HAD to tell you right then. so bizarre.

[ringgiver]

the first guy huh?

i'll die tryin ;)

[sheslikemercury]

yah man, sadly it would be the first guy.

die tryin?! ;DDD

[ringgiver]

yes
die tryin

for details AIM me LOL

[thetotalpackage]

Eh.... no use explaining that to him smelly..... It's not like you were together for a year or anything- just tell him you want to be friends because he doesn't smoke or drink or go out at all (you forgot your pharmaceutical habit sweetheart- when will you have some happiness for me at work? hahahah) and that you're too much of a pothead and a drunk to not have that make you feel guilty. If that's not good enough just tell him you want to fuck him with a strap on and he didn't seem like the type to be into that- then he'll never call again.

And as far as marrying the first guy who can get you off I'm surprised I haven't at work as much as I feel on your jubblies and cha cha. You know I get off when you touch my hoo hoo dilly! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[sheslikemercury]

see, it's still here!

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. (that was the deep grunting one, the sound you make when your head is hitting the headboard.)

i just haven't talked to him. he calls, text messages, sends smoke signals and i'm just not responding. he sent me one last night that said "i seriously don't understand women, what do i have to do to get you to call me back?"

i also got another text from the fiesta fiesta!! people

i'm off tonight, are you? tesha wants me to go to the comedy zone with her. i want to see what john ramsey is doing he's off today.

[shadwz888]

shouldnt u b getting married like a guy or two ago. i remeber talk of the 1000 orgams hahaha

[sheslikemercury]

i decided those weren't the real deal. really close, but not quite there. i could get more graphic but the other people who read my lj don't wanna hear about that business. ;D

[katism]

you do owe it to the guy Kristin. Everything you wrote in that paragraph is what you need to say. Step up to the plate and be honest with the guy. Breaking up isn't easy, and I KNOW you wouldn't want some dude ditching you in the same manner.

[sheslikemercury]

i just don't konw how to say that. "i drink/do drugs and you don't so we can't be together." that sounds like such a pothead/loser thing to say!

[katism]

50 years later.

You're the one who writes the GOOD EMO POSTS. I'm sure you can come up with something better then, "Sorry dude but I smoke massive amounts of the grass and like to get nasty drunk so later on".

[sheslikemercury]

i hate you so much.