The phone never stops ringing and I have one of those nifty buttons that lets people into the secured glass door. The break room has one of those foofy cappuccino machines they have in gas stations and there are actual vending machines in which the soda is only a quarter.

What are my duties?
1) Answer phones
2) Push access button
3) Sign for packages
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there was once that i said *"There might not be a better form of birth control than to have an OBGYN move into the office across the hall from your own. "
i was wrong.

there is no better form of birth control than to go to a baby shower with a bunch of doula's and midwives and hear the rambling stories of childbirth and it's many complications, ( Read more... )

I’ve been thinking about how many hours a day I’m spending honing my resume and contacting masses of people who are clearly scattering around trying to collect their marbles. How can they know what a great assistant I am if they don’t respond? I guess it’s possible that the dumbing down of America, which I’ve feared for so long, is finally making ( Read more... )

i have so much to write and much inspiration. i also just don't have time nor gumption to actually do it. therefore, this post is just to let you know i'm still here and show you my short hair userpic.

i'm still here.

look at my short hair.

"my friends are getting married
i'm just getting drunk" - snelson

1999 is the first year she remembers liking, after that, 2k brought higher school status, 2k1 revealed stage humor, 2k2 was just alright, 2k3 was the first true independence, 2k4 changed her perspective on the future, 2k5 brought life with muppets and finally, 2k6 came to a close with  ( Read more... )

I continue to be surprised at how difficult the faculty of educational institutes manage to make it for their students to get the education they're paying for.

For those of you who don't know, I had a "sneezing accident" Thursday morning, July, 5.

No really. I did.

I have an acute trauma to my lumbar spine, specifically L3-L5. There has been a lot of swelling and pressure and muscle spasming as a result, and I have had to take vicodin AND valium and a regular icing regimen of my spine for about a week's ( Read more... )

They say she doesn’t know her own beauty. She only knows this from their remarks.

She’s not stupid.

Beauty comes in many forms, but while one or a few might remark on her eyes or smile, the understanding of this is beyond her.

What she does know is her own heart.

Done.

That’s it.

To give and encourage is all she knows that she holds personally ( Read more... )

about being unreliable

There might not be a better form of birth control than to have an OBGYN move into the office across the hall from your own.