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[shewashuman]

Right. So there's what smells like beer in the loo and now I can't even make a proper cuppa.

At least I think it's beer. But anyway, is this someone's idea of a practical joke? 'Cos it ain't all that funny.

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[cry_reaper]

It's a curse. I take it you're new?

[shewashuman]

Another one? Blimey. Just when you think it's stopped for a while.

Yeah, just a bit. And I reckon you've been here for a while, then?

[cry_reaper]

Almost a full year, that I remember. But honestly, I don't think there's ever been an entire week without a curse of some sort.

[shewashuman]

A-a year...And where are you from?

Cripes...You'd think there'd be some sort of a break.

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[neverendingbeat]

You could always make it with bottled water, even if it would be a very expensive pot of tea.

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[shewashuman]

I could but I'm really trying to save. I don't even want to think how many bottles it'd take to fill a bath tub.

So, how are you managing?

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[neverendingbeat]

With bottled water. I am moderately interested in seeing if I can actually get drunk. I'm using the bath as a punchbowl.

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[shewashuman]

Are you now? Blimey. I reckon that you can maybe. Remember that--

Actually I think at the time you might've just been putting it on for a show.

[dude_imbatman]

Hey! Nothin' wrong with beer in the 'loo'

[shewashuman]

It is if you're trying to take a shower, mate.

I mean, would you like to shower in beer?

[dude_imbatman]

Already did. It was awesome.

[shewashuman]

You...showered... in beer?

[idmakeitaweek]

Not enjoying our latest rash of curses, Ms. Tyler?

I've got bottled water, sparkling and flat here if you'd like to come over. I can pick you up.

[shewashuman]

Well this one's a bit bizarre. I'm all for a pint but this is ridiculous.

Really? I'd love to if it's not gonna be too much trouble, I mean.

[idmakeitaweek]

I'll be over in just a little while.

[shewashuman]

Brilliant. Thank you again.

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[7thborn]

I'd imagine this would be a brilliant practical joke for some people, but I'm not laughing. But if the loo's got it too then I'll have to keep the cat from it. Bloody hell.

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[shewashuman]

It's good to know that I'm not alone in that sentiment. But it seems like a curse from what they've been saying. Another odd one.

Your cat likes to wonder in there? Blimey. Maybe you've lucked out a bit though? Better to check at any rate.