MY BIRTHDAY = THIS WEEKEND = PARTY!!!!

you better be there. ya dig?

if absence makes the heart grow fonder, than why do i just hate you more and more ( Read more... )

psh.

my friends? RULE
my life? RULES
me? yeah, i won't lie I RULE TOO.

i'm crushing. it's cute.

i haven't updated since september. i want to move out soon so someone better be ready for a kickass roommate.

i am SO FUCKING SICK.

bring me swedish fish and cuddle with me and make me feel better.

i hate my hair.

i wrecked my car.

i have no friends.

fuck it.

and i say there's trouble when everything is fine...

tofutti owns me.

the end.

EDIT

I did something impulsively!

Q: What do you call a salt shaker with a knife?

( can ya guess?! can ya? huh?! )

wtf. i just saw a m&m commercial with iron and wine playing in the background. weird.

I went to florida with my best friend and you didn't! hah!

( god, we're so fucking cool. )