Testing the android app for LJ

Conversation with Former Ex: (still not really talkin to Latter Ex.)

"I won first and second places yay!"
"Yay!"
"I should use this as a pick-up line. Just imagine that if I can make these tiny intricate thread doilies with my hands, what I could do to your body in all the right places."
".... omg don't remind me :("
"Bwahahah!"