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[shifts]

So.

This epidemic of sorts I've heard comes with a rash - but there is a very different thought process between rashes and, well - what I'm seeing, at current. Can anyone tell me if boils fit the bill on this thing? It comes with some level of importance, obviously.

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[byweavinglives]

[Quiet for a minute]

That is unfortunate. Do I blame a certain color-themed man for this, or do you have someone else to thank for the gift of illness?

[shifts]

It's not my own, thankfully enough.

And I don't believe he's a carrier, though who knows.

[byweavinglives]

Who's sick?

[There's a strange intonation to that question, something that isn't usually present in Saya's voice]

[shifts]

[ He tries to suss out what exactly that shift means, but he doesn't take long to reply. ]

Arthur.

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[shifts]

It's for medical purposes.

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[shifts]

Were it a doctor I was looking for, I'd have done so, sure.

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[orangetoughguy]

What's up.

[Like he doesn't already have an idea.]

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[shifts]

You're making a trip for me.

[ The please is hidden in there somewhere. Buried. Want a shovel? ]

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[orangetoughguy]

[Oh maybe he's hard of hearing because he keeps hanging out with old mens.]

I am?

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[shifts]

[ Being old isn't contagious. ]

I've a car set up for you and everything. Think of it like an adventure.

[diastereomer]

I hope you mean metaphorical hiking boots, because you are not hobbling your old arse up a mountain.

[shifts]

Not to worry, Mother, I'm being resourceful-

[ Pause. ]

Old arse?

[diastereomer]

You should be thankful I am not your mum.

[ Possibly, living in close proximity with Arthur is giving Yusuf some bad habits. Take this eyebrow as exhibit A. ]

Would you rather I use 'aged'?

[shifts]

You make my arse sound like a fine wine.

[ Stop collecting Arthur via osmosis. One Arthur is enough. ]

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[brobeforehos]

You're sick too?

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[shifts]

Not me, no.

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[brobeforehos]

That's a terrible picture, if you're going for professional photography, then.

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[shifts]

You're an arse.

[ He only sounds amused, though. ]