[ TEXT ] Backdated to midnight!

[shifts]

bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

[ text transmission suddenly appears to stop midway through before the device falls to the ground, audio cutting in to the sound of a woman screaming pervert on repeat alongside a few painful sounding whumps. Nearby, Pancake the corgi puppy is barking (well, more accurately,

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[orangetoughguy]

What is it beefcake day?

[shifts]

You tell me, Mister Orange.

[orangetoughguy]

I stopped counting but thinking back on it some of them don't qualify if they were girls to start.

[shifts]

We do seem to have a lot of those, at times.

Then again, why not? If it's an aesthetic thing.

[aettir]

That's a curse?

[shifts]

Apparently, yes. I guess not as many people are affected by it, this time.

[aettir]

Apparently...? What, did your clothes just fly off or something?

[shifts]

Well, they- disintegrated.

[specifics]

You're getting soft.

[ Regarding getting beat up by an elderly woman, that is....really now. ]

[shifts]

Pancake was in the way.

I'm also getting cold.

[specifics]

Right.

[ Pause. ]

You could try cheating - use a blanket or something. Maybe the curse only affects clothing.

[shifts]

Arthur, there are no blankets in the park.

Unless you'd like me to fashion one out of Pancake.

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[renegare]

...obscenity is against regulations.

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[shifts]

For the most part, yes.

But there's also entire communities dedicated to obscenities.

1/2

[renegare]

[ ... ]

[ . . . ]

[ . . .]

[ well, in that case. ]

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[renegare]

Keep it outside of age and make good profit.

[whattingawhat]

But that wouldn't be fair.

[shifts]

Fair?

[whattingawhat]

In the sarcastic sense. The City is having fun humiliating all of us. If you get a robe then it's not fair.

[shifts]

The City can piss off and humiliate me in a way that isn't mentally scarring toward other people.