Seeing as Christmas is coming and I'm such a productive citizen and nothing useful as come from here in a while ( Read more... )

I don't want to talk about it. Don't ask. Lets go back to where both know it's a safe subject.

SCHOOOOOL! That's right. Your friendly neighboorhood police man is back after some delays. Again lets not go into such matters. Glad to be back to annoying helping you find the correct legal path. That's what I'm telling my boss anyway.Yoruichi has had ( Read more... )

If you are reading this, I am already dead and I'm talking to you from BEYOND THE GRAVE...Or I'm alive and well. Depends on which sounds more likely to you! (~<3 ( Read more... )

Another lovely day at my desk job. Another very slow day. If I didn't know any better, I'd say people are talking about me behind my back. I wouldn't know why...Or maybe I do (<3). Whatever the case, not much is going on at school. Oh I managed to buy the two loveliest students from that slave auction. Orihime and Ishida. They will be my strike ( Read more... )

A truely wild week.

So I tell my boss that I'm not working the dance.
And he says "Urahara, my favorite employee, you have to because kids could go astray from their chosen course of destiny. You are their shining star."
So I say I want overtime and he agrees that I get a medal for my service to these bra..lovely children. (<3 ( Read more... )

Besides the occasional sale today, work was a little routine. A little too routine for my pay roll if you ask me. I caught some kid trying smuggle in some aspirin. Can you believe that? We have rules and regulations in this school. Why it pains me to see that today's youth has sunken to this level. Not following the kindly old Principle's rules? ( Read more... )