Oh, and in other news of things I thought about while driving home (it was a long drive you guys, okay?): if you were going to think about lady!Marc Staal then the simplest namechange there is probably Marcia, and now my brain is at an hilarifying Brady Bunch place with "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"
You know how there's all those jokes about lesbians and toasters? Which I actually can't think of the etymology of right now, but I know they exist. But yeah, basically our toaster broke and I lasted a whole 48 hours without one before I snapped and had to replace it.
Because I have a sense of self-preservation I did not google "how to explode a toaster" and nor did I save it to have a "graveyard of busted electronics" party with lighter fluid when Kat gets here in two weeks. :DDD (We also have a busted iron and a broken microwave. It's Appliance Replacement Time in the flat of trolling.)
I had no idea that was a thing. I clearly need more lesbians in my life.
Does that really qualify as a sense of self preservation when self preservation entails thinking better of going out of your way to explode a normally non explosive substance? Yes, the substance in this sentence is toaster.
Also I feel compelled to state that the wayward paragraph tag that shows up in Firefox is NOT ME. I can only comment via my phone because lj hates freedom unless the stars align properly and it's annoying.
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Because I have a sense of self-preservation I did not google "how to explode a toaster" and nor did I save it to have a "graveyard of busted electronics" party with lighter fluid when Kat gets here in two weeks. :DDD (We also have a busted iron and a broken microwave. It's Appliance Replacement Time in the flat of trolling.)
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Does that really qualify as a sense of self preservation when self preservation entails thinking better of going out of your way to explode a normally non explosive substance? Yes, the substance in this sentence is toaster.
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