Pop-ups and spyware: a deadly alliance forged between two devices of the great Satan. Devices of Evil. Devices of wanton malice. Devices of coke addicted stockbrokers who have snorted their senses dry and have found a new way to horrify people rather than by forcing the people to look at their collapsed sinuses ( Read more... )

So I been sitting here at the House of Ben, and when he told me he wanted to play DnD again, I looked like any kid other than myself on Christmas morning, because on Christmas morning, I get a chair. So if anybody wants to join my super special campaign of ultimate doom with which Ben is co-DM'ing, you are welcome to. However, do not ask to be a ( Read more... )

Yes, boys and girls. Summer is on its way. Everything entertaining from showing off your pasty white body at the chlorine, child, and succubus-cuntrag infested pool to getting your flesh rent open by the horrid onslaught of black spots caused by touching your animals is about to happen! Retreat to your air-conditioned rooms and hear the epic ( Read more... )

Nine days of school left, only seven of which I have to care about. Yahoo!

Two weeks, and Chrno Crusade 22 is not out yet. Double release, maybe?

NOTE: zNo smoking around andrew. Thankyou for your co-operation.
From Go-Quiz.com

Who would have known? I just put in my name of Andrew and got a warning label saying I should not be smoked around. Coincidence? I think not.

"Warning: Do not smoke around Andrew, or he will murder you and your family with a nine-iron."

The strangest thing in the universe just happened. I signed on to XX Whiny Emo XX, my usual screen name and all of its 20 buds. And, lo and behold, Nobody was on. Maybe a power surge? I think so, because my computer is not lagging and Ben still had mad folks on his name. So, in conclusion, nobody at all was on my name, not even Ed. It was me ( Read more... )

Indeed, menstrual bitches piss me off too. No offense to any of my female friends (they are my friends because they are not menstrual bitches), but I have encountered some evil little cunts ( Read more... )

I am horrifyingly desperate for comments. Here goes ( Read more... )

I went to Kennywood. As usual, it rained, like it has been doing almost every year since Fifth Grade. It sure did suck too, when Ben decided to go on the Raging Rapids twice. Once, I got my seat under the water the waterfall. Reasonably bad, but oh well. But I went on it again, with a bunch of assholes who got out of their seat when they were ( Read more... )

I heard the sounds of Hell. Fucked up, it is.

And Ben came over and stuff happened.