Donde esta, el Squid?

The Boss (while setting up alternative printer because demon printer is eating letters again):  (Employee A), have you met Kevin?  (Employee B)?  Do you know Kevin ( Read more... )

Okay so a few weeks ago I had a dream in which I invented a new party game.

Today I typed up the rules on my lunch break.

Now to make the materials and see if it's worth playing, or if I'm just a really big nerd.

She's a pwecious widdle snoogums and she makes me happy.

Even though she's a teeny fluffy stinkerpie.

Monday:  Made sushi.  It was super-nommy.

Tuesday:  Passed a kidney stone at work.

Today:  Left early.

Blizzard.  Move faster.

Is it stalking if you stumble across a Friendster page of a dude who's on a magazine cover you keep lying around for entertainment purposes and then set up your own acc...

You know what?  It probably is.

Nevermind.

Pouring rain intermixed with drizzle the entire trip from Cincinnatiland to Webster County, WV ( Read more... )

Mah Belly hurts.

If you think someone doesn't like you, it's probably because they don't.

Microwaving jelly-filled patries is a mistake (the pastry gets soft and delicious; the jelly becomes a radioactive sample of solar-hot tongue-disintegration gel).

Pasta salad is a man's best friend.

My roommate/landlord is NEVER going to fix the plumbing in my bathroom.