So I've got to do some community service to work off a speeding ticket (yes, apparently you can get those in Montana) or else they'll take my license away. Help me out...even just $5 or $10 bucks would make me happy:



(By the way...I'm just kidding about the speeding ticket. But donate anyway!)

Well, it's official. Phil and I are now functioning members of society again ( Read more... )

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So I'm up at this ungodly hour of 9am on a weekend. I'm feeling a little fidgety...should I go to the IF today, or drive up to the park? I hate feeling that if I wake up before noon on a weekend that I should do something productive. The last time we went to the IF it was in the spirit of Harold and Kumar...except we went for KFC, not White ( Read more... )

So they weren't lying...winter is fucking LONG ( Read more... )

I'm baaaack ( Read more... )

My internet works, I have cable and furniture, I have kick-ass beer and weird-ass hippie neighbors, and my job FUCKING ROCKS ( Read more... )

The state of Alaska has more people than Wyoming.

Did you know that in Wyoming, there are five times as many cows as there are people?

Now you know!

For those of you who don't know, I am moving to Wyoming in a week. I got a job as the new HR Coordinator at the Four Seasons in Jackson Hole. I'll be in GA from Tuesday until about Sunday, so make your appointments now!

Can you say "PIMP"?!? I fuckin' rock.