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[shimuko]

Hey,
My city is destroyed, my truck stolen and burnt, and i quit drinking. Yeah its been really fun. On the bright side, I fucked a virgin, and she doesn't have my phone number.
For the record sex with virgins... not so great if you are pushing 4 inches

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[quantumcreep]

I haven't had a cigarette in three days. I drank for the last time for a month last weekend. And yes, New Orleans is underwater.
Also, because I'm thinking of reasons for my discontent: I haven't gotten laid in 12 months.

Go wash your bloody dick off and shut the hell up.

[shimuko]

haha your life sucks more than mine
12 months no sex jesus christ