Interesting fact for you, in 3 years of drama i never once saw more than 3 men break into spontaneous dance and song ( Read more... )

Before I begin you assholes cannot use this on me ( Read more... )

A lot of people are under the impression that when a situation that they are confused, befuddled, distressed, inconvenienced, or otherwise feel like interupting my quiet time/work to shoot there sandwich holes off about, that it is both a dire life or death emergency, and some how my problem ( Read more... )

For the record the mall sucks before christmas or as I call it Pinetree day. and it really sucks afterwards. I spent 10 minutes of my life whichi will never get back in old navy trying to get a fucking exchange to get pants that fit my humongous ass, in place of the "performance" fleece I got. also 30 points to whomever can tell me what the hell ( Read more... )

Are you tired of ancient superstition parading as modern religion ( Read more... )

I now know the taste of failure ( Read more... )

I have discovered true joy...
The simple life. Working, coming home, and sleeping.
Hanging out with your friends occassionally but working your ass off.
Dating not a big priority
school not so much
Im just working and hoarding
and pleasently going to pieces

Hey,
My city is destroyed, my truck stolen and burnt, and i quit drinking. Yeah its been really fun. On the bright side, I fucked a virgin, and she doesn't have my phone number.
For the record sex with virgins... not so great if you are pushing 4 inches

OK, from the top

Career plans changed again
I'm going to open a custom homes company.
I plan on paying for school by get this, being a licensed general contractor and licensing work and using the profits to pay for tuition.... fucking amazing.
other than that its pretty monotonous
warped tour was fun, wont be able to pass a drug test for a while

So i get accused of being an alcoholic at work the other day ( Read more... )