I killed Kitty and took this.

[shineglistenglo]

If you can read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a fictitious memory of us.

Go, make shit up, and make it good.

Lie like its your fuckin job. Make me buy it. ;)

Comments

[paesanobri]

We took heroin together. You totally freaked out.

B

[shineglistenglo]

Well actually I sniffed your heroin and turns out it was cocaine. And the I OD-ed and you had to drive me to your dealers house and then you stabbed me in the chest with adrenaline.

Oh wait, that was Pulp Fiction.

[paesanobri]

Honeybunny,

Apparently your junk-addled brain has confused the details. You found a bag of what you thought was cocaine in my jacket, but it was actually hi-test heroin. Whoops! Then I drove you to my dealer's house, who had me give you adrenaline, which would absolutely positively never work in real life, but thank god you and I are movie stars and the rules don't count for us.

B

[paesanobri]

P.S. Lie to me back.

[happytortoise]

that time you decided it would be funny to sell me on the black market.

seriously . . . that was so messed up.

[shineglistenglo]

dude, i needed the money. and the extra kidney.

[touch_the_sky]

remember the time i packaged you up and sold you on ebay?

oh WAIT, that really happened.

[shineglistenglo]

i think we should mail me to someone else, and then when that *CERTAIN PERSON* opens the box, i can jump out jack-in-the-box style, and punch him in the face.

scratch that.

stab him in the jaw. ;)

[touch_the_sky]

HHAHAHA you just made my life. as usual. :)

[megiefresh]

Remember that time that you got me pregnant? And then you beat me with a frying pan and then we got the brilliant idea... Frying pan.. Baby... baby burgers. So we cooked up some baby and ate it. Then we crocheted, drank tea, complained about whippersnappers and the good old days.

I want to really do that sometime though.. Maybe.. minus the burgers.

[shineglistenglo]

i just think baby burgers might be hard, only because where are we gonna find enough babies to mash into a paste and then fry in lard? maybe we should raid an orphanage.

but yes, thats written IN PEN in my day planner. IN PEN. lets bake too.

[bobsfunkymunky]

there was that time you peed in snow and it came out looking like the virgin mary, then all these religious fanatics carried you home on a jewel-ridden throne.

[shineglistenglo]

LMAO!

also that time i had stigmata and you had to exorcise me..