Twilight! 6
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TWILIGHT
CHAPTER SIX
JESSICA: So how was it when Edward was scamming on you at lunch yesterday?
BELLA: It was cool.
READERS: *sigh, check how long it is to go* WE’RE NOT EVEN HALF DONE WITH THIS BOOK YET!?
FRIENDS: We’re totally jealous of Bella for sitting with a pretty boy so we’re going to shun her. SHUN.
MIKE: Shut up you guys, I’m hoping to get lucky!
*later*
BELLA: I am so ready to go to the beach! Oh no, girls are glaring at me because my popularity is growing too much and now they totally hate me.
MIKE: YAY BELLA BELLA BELLA RIDE IN MY CAR WITH ME I MADE YOU A MIXED TAPE.
THE BEACH: *is incredibly boring*
READERS: *nod off*
JACOB: Hi you bought my dad’s truck. It’s a piece of crap.
BELLA: Uh. Okay then.
JACOB: You probably remember my sisters.
BELLA: Oh yeah, them.
RANDOM JEALOUS GIRL: SO BELLA TOO BAD NO ONE INVITED EDWARD’S FAMILY.
OLDER BOY: They don’t come here. Also, where the hell did I come from?
READERS: Sorry, probably slept through that part.
BELLA: Hey Jacob, come with me to the beach.
JACOB: OKAY!
BELLA: So you’re close enough to my age to be in love with me, right? Only about a year’s difference?
JACOB: Two years. I’m just tall.
BELLA: Well I’m going to feign interest and pretend that I hope you’re here in town often.
JACOB: It’s okay, I’m not.
BELLA: Thank God. So who was that guy who doesn’t like my precious mysterious perfect Edward?
JACOB: Sam? Yeah the Cullens aren’t allowed here. I can tell you why. Do you like scary stories?
BELLA: I’ll pretend I do in a flirty manner.
JACOB: Cool. Well there’s a bunch of Native American legends and I totally know all of them because of stereotyped tradition. My grandfather was a tribal elder and so’s my dad. Anyway there’s some old story about cold people who are enemies of werewolves. They only have one enemy, werewolves.
BELLA: Just finish the story, Pocahontas.
JACOB: Anyway, we don’t like cold ones, until a tribe of them showed up and they were pretty cool so my grandfather was like “hey let’s be BFF” and they were like “okay that works”. I mean it was BFF in the sense of “they stay away, we don’t screw them over and hand them to evil white people”. You white people are bastards, by the way.
BELLA: Fair.
JACOB: Anyway they’re peaceful but cold ones are dangerous and might get too hungry and eat some people so they’re not allowed. So yeah, the Cullens? That’s them.
BELLA: What.
JACOB: Yep, there are some newbies, but it’s the same group. They drink blood, vampires you know.
BELLA: Okay then. Well that’s a cool story.
JACOB: Don’t tell your dad, he’d probably be pissed off. Okay let’s go back.
MIKE: BELLA THERE YOU ARE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN DAMMIT GET ME A BEER WOMAN.
JACOB: Boyfriend?
BELLA: One of them. TEE HEE.
JACOB: We should hang out in the next book. See ya!
MIKE: WE SHOULD GO, RIGHT DAMN NOW.
JACOB: BYE BELLA IT WAS NICE SPENDING ALL THAT PRIVATE TIME TOGETHER LIKE WE HAVE DONE SINCE WE WERE KIDS.
MIKE: *RAR*
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GASP! So Edward and friends are VAMPIRES! But since Bella is extra flavor special she just doesn't seem at all effected by this at all. Will she be able to remain completely cool and calm in a manner that suggests an actual mental issue and still be able to ~*~love~*~ Edward-poo? Stay tuned!
Continue on to Chapter Seven...
TWILIGHT
CHAPTER SIX
JESSICA: So how was it when Edward was scamming on you at lunch yesterday?
BELLA: It was cool.
READERS: *sigh, check how long it is to go* WE’RE NOT EVEN HALF DONE WITH THIS BOOK YET!?
FRIENDS: We’re totally jealous of Bella for sitting with a pretty boy so we’re going to shun her. SHUN.
MIKE: Shut up you guys, I’m hoping to get lucky!
*later*
BELLA: I am so ready to go to the beach! Oh no, girls are glaring at me because my popularity is growing too much and now they totally hate me.
MIKE: YAY BELLA BELLA BELLA RIDE IN MY CAR WITH ME I MADE YOU A MIXED TAPE.
THE BEACH: *is incredibly boring*
READERS: *nod off*
JACOB: Hi you bought my dad’s truck. It’s a piece of crap.
BELLA: Uh. Okay then.
JACOB: You probably remember my sisters.
BELLA: Oh yeah, them.
RANDOM JEALOUS GIRL: SO BELLA TOO BAD NO ONE INVITED EDWARD’S FAMILY.
OLDER BOY: They don’t come here. Also, where the hell did I come from?
READERS: Sorry, probably slept through that part.
BELLA: Hey Jacob, come with me to the beach.
JACOB: OKAY!
BELLA: So you’re close enough to my age to be in love with me, right? Only about a year’s difference?
JACOB: Two years. I’m just tall.
BELLA: Well I’m going to feign interest and pretend that I hope you’re here in town often.
JACOB: It’s okay, I’m not.
BELLA: Thank God. So who was that guy who doesn’t like my precious mysterious perfect Edward?
JACOB: Sam? Yeah the Cullens aren’t allowed here. I can tell you why. Do you like scary stories?
BELLA: I’ll pretend I do in a flirty manner.
JACOB: Cool. Well there’s a bunch of Native American legends and I totally know all of them because of stereotyped tradition. My grandfather was a tribal elder and so’s my dad. Anyway there’s some old story about cold people who are enemies of werewolves. They only have one enemy, werewolves.
BELLA: Just finish the story, Pocahontas.
JACOB: Anyway, we don’t like cold ones, until a tribe of them showed up and they were pretty cool so my grandfather was like “hey let’s be BFF” and they were like “okay that works”. I mean it was BFF in the sense of “they stay away, we don’t screw them over and hand them to evil white people”. You white people are bastards, by the way.
BELLA: Fair.
JACOB: Anyway they’re peaceful but cold ones are dangerous and might get too hungry and eat some people so they’re not allowed. So yeah, the Cullens? That’s them.
BELLA: What.
JACOB: Yep, there are some newbies, but it’s the same group. They drink blood, vampires you know.
BELLA: Okay then. Well that’s a cool story.
JACOB: Don’t tell your dad, he’d probably be pissed off. Okay let’s go back.
MIKE: BELLA THERE YOU ARE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN DAMMIT GET ME A BEER WOMAN.
JACOB: Boyfriend?
BELLA: One of them. TEE HEE.
JACOB: We should hang out in the next book. See ya!
MIKE: WE SHOULD GO, RIGHT DAMN NOW.
JACOB: BYE BELLA IT WAS NICE SPENDING ALL THAT PRIVATE TIME TOGETHER LIKE WE HAVE DONE SINCE WE WERE KIDS.
MIKE: *RAR*
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GASP! So Edward and friends are VAMPIRES! But since Bella is extra flavor special she just doesn't seem at all effected by this at all. Will she be able to remain completely cool and calm in a manner that suggests an actual mental issue and still be able to ~*~love~*~ Edward-poo? Stay tuned!
Continue on to Chapter Seven...