Voicemail -

[shiniernyours]

This is Bender.

Leave a message telling me how much your life sucks compared to mine and I'll get back to you.

*beep*

Comments

Phone Madness!

[peace_n_war]

"... Maybe it's for the best you don't give me that lap-dance. I think I'd feel dirty afterward, anyhow."

[From here!]

Re: Phone Madness!

[shiniernyours]

[Went here]

Phone Crazy

[talon_wraith]

(from here)

"I'm sorry I don't fit your standards, though I really don't think I want to. You sound like someone I wouldn't want anything to do with anyway."

Re: Phone Crazy

[shiniernyours]

[Went here]