Bender had been asleep for years and years and years. He jumped out of bed and stretched as tall as he could go. Only a little bit more growing until he could be a steam shovel ( Read more... )

Bender tossed and turned in his sleep, kicking out at the sheets. Sheets. That wasn't right! He cranked one eye open, then the other ( Read more... )

I'm going to be AFK until Tuesday/Wednesday due to Italy bound holiday-ness. I don't know the state of any possible hotel internets, and will probably be spending too much time watching guys drive round in circles for hours anyway.

Bender will be slumped in a haze of sobriety for a few days, missing classes.

OMG Monza! *bounces*

There was a clunk and clatter from Bender's closet as he startled awake from a particularly attractive string of binary - zeroes in all the right places ( Read more... )

Bandwagon jumping ahoy!

Bender hails from Futurama, animated TV show (and (years after that fizzled to a halt after four seasons) a sequence of movies).

( Bite. My. Shiny. Metal. You know the rest. )

This is Bender.

Leave a message telling me how much your life sucks compared to mine and I'll get back to you.

*beep*